=DR= BigB BIRTHDAY
Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2024 3:26 pm
CALLING ALL GERIATRIC GAMERS!
Our fearless leader,
the cantankerous codger who brought this cracked crew of crinkly Call of Duty crusaders together, is celebrating another jaw-dropping journey around the sun.
To the fossil who first fired up Black Ops and said 'Forget bingo, let's blastraze some noobs!' - today we salute you, wise old warlord. Your vision to unite graying gamers from near and far has kept our trigger fingers spry and our trash talk saucy for 8 glorious years.
So crack open a Geritol, punch some drywall in celebration, and get ready to have your vintage ears shattered by our awkwardly-timed 'happy birthday' screeches on TeamSpeak this Sunday. The nursing home admins won't know what hit 'em!
Whether you're 49 or 92 (we literally can't tell anymore), we don't care - just know that your creaky clan has your back, you gloriously grizzled man-gina. Let's goon it up again soon on Black Ops! Woot woot!
Our fearless leader,
the cantankerous codger who brought this cracked crew of crinkly Call of Duty crusaders together, is celebrating another jaw-dropping journey around the sun.To the fossil who first fired up Black Ops and said 'Forget bingo, let's blastraze some noobs!' - today we salute you, wise old warlord. Your vision to unite graying gamers from near and far has kept our trigger fingers spry and our trash talk saucy for 8 glorious years.
So crack open a Geritol, punch some drywall in celebration, and get ready to have your vintage ears shattered by our awkwardly-timed 'happy birthday' screeches on TeamSpeak this Sunday. The nursing home admins won't know what hit 'em!
Whether you're 49 or 92 (we literally can't tell anymore), we don't care - just know that your creaky clan has your back, you gloriously grizzled man-gina. Let's goon it up again soon on Black Ops! Woot woot!
